Eaters Of Fish

from An Ideal For Fishing EP by Koi Division

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    Limited to 300 numbered copies worldwide, the 7 inch vinyl album contains a fold-out poster and lyric sheet that parodies the classic Joy Division "An Ideal For Living" EP. Featuring the tracks "Man O' Warsaw", "No Lobster Lost", "Eaters Of Fish", and "Fangtooth Failures", the sound quality is much better than the original 1978 release. Professionally recorded, mastered and mixed at Dave Klein Studios, these tracks are a must for any Joy Division fan.

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Parody of "Leaders Of Men" by Joy Division.


Hors d'oeuvres of fine caviar
Geflite fish in a jar
Made a promise at the buffet
To eat the sushi and the fillet

When you need seafood now
Don't want chicken or cow
And there's never a doubt
That you'll order the trout
Or a shrimp cocktail glass
With Chilean Sea Bass

Catching fish via prededation
Is the grizzly bear's dietary foundation
They're the sea bird's favorite dish
And even fish eat other fish!

Survival under the sea
Is "Eat them or eat me"
And you can't swim to hide
In ebbs and flows of the tide
Gutted, skinned, cooked, flambeed
In endless seafood parades

Can't resist temptation
Ahi tuna adoration
Smacking lips just thinking 'bout
Pan fried garlic lemon trout

The eaters of fish
Exist in every nation
The eaters of fish
Including mollusks and crustaceans
The eaters of fish
Like battered cod and salty french fries
No reluctance to partake
To dip in tartar sauce and bake
Pescatarian elation
For fish taco salivation!


from An Ideal For Fishing EP, released December 15, 2019


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